rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

stuartspot:

don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time

dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

  • baby: i- i-i-i- i-
  • mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
  • baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per se and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
  • harrygilmore:

    rickriordamnit:

    petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

    image

    troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone